THOSE People!!!

We all know them. The people who say theyre your close friend, your best friend, even your girl/boyfriend, but whenever you need them, or would like to hang out, they're nowhere to be found.
Like who are we kidding people? I KNOW you always have your phone.
I KNOW where you live! IMA COMIN TUHNYTEEEEEE.
No, but really now, its quite annoying, and at this point it's not even four people, more like 10+. So it would be one thing if you actually pick up your phone, return a call, or DON'T say your gonna swing by. No ones hurt by a little rescheduling. No ones hurt at all, but see that's not the problem. The problem is you're wasting my time. And GOD do I know how to waste yours back. Oh-HO.
But all in all, it IS up to you, and I'm not hurt, I don't care, but don't say I
didn't give you a COUPLE fair chances. But more than one was nice of me, and that's somewhat rare.
So I'll help you out, and throw this deadweight off my back, that is this waste of time.
If you want in, you gotta earn it, kid.